Upon hearing my reaction to Middle Sister having brought home two paper plates that had been used for food at a school pizza party, then decorated on the back:
"'That's disgusting' is Momish for 'Throw that in the trash!'"
(He's right, too).
Not two minutes later, as he watched Little Brother charging around the house yelling about Darth Vader:
"In the eyes of Little Brother, Darth Vader is a Good Guy."
We have to fix that. I think I'll delegate the job to Big Brother.