Middle Sister put together a gift for me a while ago. She put it in a big pink gift bag and warned me not to look in it.
Later she got a different gift bag for the gift and put it under the Christmas tree. The tree is right behind my desk I was warned not to look in it, and so far I've been good. It's been there at least a week now.
Tonight, when Big Brother was wondering if participating in a conspiracy qualified as being bad or good, I told him that being in a conspiracy to get his mother a nice gift and do double chores for the next year would be a good one.
Middle Sister reminded him that she had made me a gift. I told him that I even knew where it was. He wanted to know if I had peeked, and I promised that I had not.
Middle Sister said that Big Brother could look in the bag--but that he probably wouldn't know what the gift was.
Then she laughed hysterically.
But I'll have to wait until Christmas morning to find out if I know what the gift is....