After we finished dinner, TheDad went to put his plate in the dishwasher. Since we had rice with our dinner, I asked him to rinse the plate.
"Dishwashers and rice just don't get along," I observed. "The only dishwasher we ever had that could take care of rice was that ancient Kenmore in our first home. I didn't even have to rinse out OATMEAL BOWLS with that dishwasher."
Big Brother commented, "You know what's cool? I saw this dishwasher in The Big Orange Home-Improvement Store that had a transparent front so when you turn it on you see the water swishing all around."
"Ewwwww! Who wants to see that?!" I answered.
All three kids, all at once, yelled, "I DO!"