I saw this booklet on the magazine rack in the local supermarket, right next to quality publications like the National Enquirer and Weekly World News.
Normally, I'm all for those "Idiot's Guide" books, or the "Dummies" series. I think they have great explanations for technical stuff, and I've bought and used several of them. But this title deserves all the mockery that it is sure to invite:
"Baby Names for Dummies."