1. It's not a good idea to decaffeinate yourself, even gradually, during the week that includes Halloween. I think I counteracted my "half-caff" with all the Whoppers, Snickers and Butterfingers I consumed today.
2. I'd better move that candy bowl. It's very dangerous to keep my bowl of Kids' Halloween Rejects near my desk. Very dangerous indeed. How dangerous, you ask? Well, I've emptied the trash basket under my desk twice today to hide the evidence.