You just can't make this stuff up.
Last night I drove Little Brother and Adventure Boy home from basketball practice. We were in TheDad's car, and he had tossed an old copy of the Wall Street Journal in the back seat.
The boys picked up the newspaper.
"There's no sports section in that one, guys," I told them.
"Yes, there is!" Then they read the headline: "First Baseman Aubrey Huff Wears Glitter-Flecked Red Underwear for Luck."
I did not need to know that. I imagine that within an hour or so, this story will be all over both boys' school buses.