High-fructose corn syrup is no longer the latest scapegoat when it comes to American obesity. According to a study conducted at Northwestern University, Bible study can make you fat.
Researchers mention "the sedentary nature of prayer" as a possible culprit.
There's always The Rosary Workout.
Parents, pray that your kids don't pay attention to the "news." This story is all over the place today. If they see it, they'll have more ammo in the "But church is so boooooooooooring" battle. Now they'll tell you that it'll make them fat.
I'll take that risk. And I think my kids will be better for it.