Little Brother has a friend here for a sleepover tonight. Many of his classmates are surprised, when they come over, to learn that Little Brother has a Big Brother, since during the school year, Big Brother isn't around much.
"Big Brother, when did you graduate from St. Charles?" the friend asked.
"I never went to St. Charles," Big Brother replied.
The horrified response: "Why NOT?"
Little Brother explained: "We didn't know about it."
Um, well, that's really not the story, but Little Brother was too young at just-turned-four to have a grip on the real situation.