Little Brother: "My pen pal this year has so much in common with me! He wants to be a Marine or a soccer player, and I want to be in the Army or a soccer player."
LB: "Definitely Army."
Me: "Why not Air Force?"
LB: "Air Force is too dangerous."
Me: "They're BOTH dangerous."
LB: "Yeah, but if you get hit in a plane, you definitely die. Unless you have a parachute."