You won't catch me watching this

Middle Sister is sitting on the couch, munching on a bagel and eagerly watching "Plastic Surgery: Before and After" on the Discovery Channel. As I walked by, I heard the dramatic-voiced announcer intoning: "bandages to cover her open wounds."

I figure that her ability to watch stuff like that while eating would serve her well in a health-care career path.

I, on the other hand, had to leave the room.