Little Brother (pointing at the shirt he's wearing now, which is, not surprisingly, dirty): Mom, can you wash this shirt tonight?
Me: No. I don't do laundry on Sundays.
(commence pouting by Little Brother)
Big Brother: What's his problem?
Me: He just remembered he has a dress-down day tomorrow and he wants to wear THAT SHIRT that he wears all the time.
Big Brother: Did you wear that to the last dress-down day? Then find something else to wear tomorrow.
Little Brother: No!
Middle Sister: You can't wear that if you wore it last time. Never repeat an outfit!
TheDad: Boys don't wear "outfits."