Showing posts with label Coffee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coffee. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Translation, Please

What the Panera "barista" says when she hands you a latte with no lid on it: "I'll just pass you the lid. This way you can enjoy the beauty of the latte."

What she means: "I put too much whipped cream on this latte, and I won't be able to put the lid on without making a huge mess and spilling all over the place. I'll let it be your problem."

Honestly. "The beauty of the latte?!" Yes, for $3.59 it had better be beautiful. But don't think I'm snowed by all that. I'm happy if it tastes good (and doesn't make a mess.)