Half the fun of Halloween candy is mastering the art of the trade.
Big Brother reported, "Little Brother just offered Middle Sister a full-size Hershey bar in trade for FOUR full-size Reese's. He told her that the Hershey bar breaks up into 12 pieces."
Me: "Interesting logic he has."
Big Brother: "That's not an even trade."
Me: "You're just jealous because you didn't think of that first."
Big Brother: "I am jealous."