He Doesn't Have One, And Never Will

Little Brother has Spanish homework tonight. He came over here asking me how to spell my maiden name, and then said he had to write down TheDad's maiden name as well.

"Daddy doesn't have a maiden name," I said, confused about what he was trying to do. What are they teaching him in school?

"Oh, then I know what to do," he answered. "I'll write my first name, middle name, your maiden name and then our last name."

Now I get it. They're writing their names the Latin-American way.

That's a relief.