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Little Brother was sitting at the kitchen table eating his buttered toast ("diner style"--cut in triangles) while I made his lunch. He brings a morning snack to school, so I was packing that too.

I asked him if he wanted any Triscuit crackers in his lunch, since he really likes those.

"Four," he said. And then as I reached for the box, he stopped me. "Does that have any trans fat in it?"