Kid Logic: Non Sequitur

Little Brother got dressed before breakfast today, so I made him put his bathrobe over his uniform. That way, he wouldn't have a sweater full of toast crumbs.

After eating, he took off the robe and headed to the couch where I'd set down the newspaper. "Put that robe in your room and put your shoes on," I told him. "Then you can come back and read the paper until bus time."

"You're MEAN," he complained. "Because the Eagles LOST!"