Mr. Malaprop

Little Brother's teacher sent a note home today that he had not yet mastered the "Hail Mary." I had never heard him "solo" on that prayer before, so I didn't know there was a problem.

Well, she's right. He hasn't mastered it. But I'm having trouble helping him relearn the line that he thinks is:

"...and blessed is the food in your room, Jesus."

Mostly because I'm trying to keep from laughing every time he says that. And I'm sure he thinks Mary is one lucky girl, because he's well aware of the "no food in your room" rule around here.