Little Brother was coming downstairs just now and asked me, "What day is today?"
"Tuesday," I told him.
"Why does it have to be Tuesday?" he whined. I'm not sure what there is to whine about on Tuesday, but whatever.
"Because yesterday was Monday," I answered. (Ask a silly question...)
"Why did yesterday have to be Monday?" Mr. Contrary wanted to know.
"Because God made it that way. Ask Him," I answered. It's way too early in the morning to go around and around like this. I haven't even had my decaffeinated coffee yet!