Here's what the males in my house do when the females aren't feeling up to par, and don't feel like stopping them:
Big Brother and Little Brother built this to ambush TheDad as he came in from work today.
The toy box is on its way out to the garage, because Middle Sister thinks she's too big for it. We'll be giving it away--but it was just too cold to haul it out there! So the boys are taking advantage of its strategic possibilities.