Personal Policies Meme

Jean at Catholic Fire has tagged me for the Personal Policies Meme. As far as I can tell, it's for all those little household-type rules that I insist on setting up, and that no one but me ever follows.

With that in mind, my #1 personal policy is:
GET OUT OF MY CHAIR. (My desk chair, at my desk, in front of my laptop.)

A few others:
2. Don't feed the birds in the back of the house. That's where the clothesline is. (Enough said?)

3. Unless you're lactose-intolerant, the Proper Dinner Beverage is ice-cold milk, NOT Dr. Pepper.

4. If you're Little Brother, even though you are lactose-intolerant, Dr. Pepper is not a proper beverage at any time.

5. "Mom always said, don't play ball in the house."