Because I can.
I am smarter than 97.25% of the rest of the world.
Find out how smart you are.
I knew something was up when Big Brother started asking me about kilograms, glasnost and Washington State. "Hey! You're taking a trivia quiz, aren't you?"
He admitted to that, and agreed to IM me the link to the quiz as soon as he was done.
He got a measly 77%. Neener, Big Brother. Bow to your mother, the Trivia Queen.